Rick Sanchez

My Biography

I was born on July 3, 1958 in Guanabacoa, Cuba as Ricardo León Sánchez de Reinaldo. I'm married to Suzanne Sanchez. 5150 would be the IQ score for me from Dimension C-137.

I am a genius scientist, capable of creating complex scientific inventions, including brain-enhancing helmets, dream-invading devices, portals to several different dimensions, various energy weapons and force fields, and the world's first amusement park inside the body of a living human. My brilliance can be muddled by my jaded personal views and his alcoholic tendencies. I am easily bored and do not do well with routine. I regularly go to other dimensions to harvest resources and will often willingly kill aliens to get them. I am willing to be extremely brutal such as when people betray me or my life or those close to me are in danger. I am usually portrayed as homicidal and having a large disregard for life, enough that I came close to bombing the world with neutrinos while drunk.

This does not make me completely heartless, because I was startled or annoyed by the loss of life that I deem unnecessary, foolish, or unreasonable. I also was shocked and upset by people I was close to dying or nearly dying.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a nihilist. Although my commonly-stated viewpoint on life may be the typical nihilistic idealism that "nothing has meaning", I don't always put my money where his mouth is. I care about maintaining relationships with others and holds the sentimental value of my family.

I tend to dislike people with authority and government officials. I refuse to join the Council of Ricks, because he views them as a government. I also call the guards at Intergalactic Customs "robots" and claims that I don't respect them, as I deem them bureaucrats and don't like "being told where to go and what to do". I also have a great dislike of standardized education, claiming that school "isn't a place for smart people" and a "waste of time", and insists that things such as studying and homework are pointless and stupid.

Criminal Record

Bioterrorism
I made a dysfunctional love potion that spread a flu-like virus to everyone in the world, which I tried to fix by making another virus including praying mantis DNA that caused them to rip apart and mutate into giant praying mantis monsters. I attempted to fix this, by using another potion, but this only made them mutate again, cronenberging the entire world. I couldn't fix the mutations in the end, and just left the dimension with Morty (my grandson), leaving all of the mutated humans behind.
Child Abuse
I take Morty along with me on all of my adventures. I often endangers my life as well as leaving me traumatized and mentally scarred by exposing myself to scary and horrible things, such as watching myself get killed and having to bury my own body or being forced to kill clones of my family.
Corpse Mutilation
In "Pickle Rick", I ripped apart the bodies of multiple rats and cockroaches and reassembled them into a suit.
Felony Murder
Through the course of my adventures, many people have died as a direct or indirect result of my actions. These deaths were usually during the commission of various other serious crimes I was committing, including felony evasion, smuggling, fraud, etc. I have also induced Morty to kill people for him, such as making me shoot the security guards.
Illegal Arms Dealing
I have been selling weapons to a hitman for a long time, also hiring him to kill various living beings.
Murder
Outside of all of the hostile aliens me killed, I have killed multiple innocent beings too. I ran around with an axe and killed several living versions of my self at different ages, including a baby, a young child, a young adult, and a full adult (although this could also fall under suicide, since they were my own clones).
Prison Escape
I broke out of the Galactic Federation Prison, killed many of the guards, and finally, blew the entire place up, which in turn, must have freed any other prisoners, assuming any survived the explosion.